Introduction

Michael Jeremiah Hendrix has been one of the most influential Presidents of our generation. From making Texas the United States' capital to introducing American Studies as a compulsory subject in every school the world over, Hendrix was at the centre of the biggest and greatest changes this side of the Atlantic. His voice melted hearts everywhere, while his close relationship with Prime Minister Gratwick resulted in the conversion of Great Britain into the 51st state.

Nevertheless, Hendrix has been so much more than merely President of the world's greatest country. Baptist Minister, founder of Hendrix Corps, Chief Executive of Mama Hendrix's Cookie Company and, in his spare time, loving father and caring husband, Michael invented the cushioned toilet seat cover which never falls off when you sit on it and narrated 17 different audio Bibles in every language of the world, only failing his audition to read E, Bah Gum Lord, the Yorkshire dialect version.

Using this volume every American will be able to discover the highs and lows of this amazing man's life thus far. Before we begin, however, the author would like to thank "El Voz" himself for his aid in compiling this biography, taking time out from the busy circuit of conference speeches from which he now makes a living.

K. Yetton